(214): dude. I’m so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce’s mom
(214): I can’t wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce’s mom
texts from last night: best nights (via nickdouglas)
Things not to text your gay lover’s mother.
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